Everyone's been there: you wake up from a night of partying, your head's pounding, your stomach's churning, and your body hurts like you spent all night wrestling Sasquatch. You're hungover and you want to die, but you're not alone. Even celebrities aren't immune to the party-flu. Here is a list of the best celebrity hangover cures, if by "best" you mean some of the worst ideas ever to emerge from a rich and famous person's dumb mouth.

1. Actor Christian Bale says the best hangover cure is a run. Ugh, he would say that. "Ooh, look at me, I'm Christian Bale and I'm ready for a run after drinking." This guy.