Grab a suitcase everyone, because it's time to go to Las Vegas. Well, not yet, but in March 2017 for sure. On Wednesday, Channing Tatum posted a video to Facebook announcing Magic Mike Live. What exactly is it? Don't know. Doesn't matter.
Yes, the video mostly consists of hot, fit, shirtless men vacuuming and DOING THE DISHES, so truly, truly, every woman's dream (regardless of sexual attraction, who wouldn't let these guys clean shirtless—they are beautiful like Greek statues, and hey, clean house). Oh, and then the second half is puppies. Channing should consider just getting a tattoo across his chest that says, "You're welcome."
Quoting Field of Dreams as his inspiration, Channing hears a voice whisper, "If you build it, they will come, spelled c-u-m." Channing replies, "No. No, it's not, it's spelled c-o-m-e. Be classy."
He goes on to say, "What I'm getting at is, we're going to start Magic Mike Live in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock March 2017. God knows we have enough gentlemen's clubs in this world, so let's start the first 'gentleladies' club.' Or, maybe not so gentle. Depends on what you're into. I don't know. We need to know, we're not mind readers. So please, leave your comments, and let us know what you want, and we're going to create it for you."
If you leave now, you can get in line outside the Hard Rock for tickets. It's going to be a long wait, but what's a year of your life? It's probably going to be worth it.