Chris Brown has a two-year-old daughter named Royalty, who should start hanging out with Reign Disick and King (child of Tyga and Blac Chyna) to form a really cool clique. That's beside the point.

This little lady surprised me today for my BDAY! ❤️thank you !

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Brown had Royalty with Nia Guzman, and the parents aren't on the best terms anymore. Brown posted a photo of little Royalty, along with a caption venting his fatherly disapproval of Royalty's outfit (which Guzman presumably chose). Guzman then commented on the Instagram—which Brown has since deleted but The Shade Room recorded for all mankind to see.