Actor Chris Hemsworth has joined Instagram (welcome to 2011, Thor) and he made an inadvisable choice for his first photo. He could have just gone with a classic selfie of himself looking hot, or a picture of him and his probable pet dog, or a behind-the-scenes set photo with probable co-star Jessica Chastain, or a blurry image along with a corny joke about not understanding how to use technology, or even a plate of tacos. There are plenty of classic options for this kind of thing. But no. Instead, he went with a monster. (It's a snake.)
No thank you! I want to see what your fancy house looks like, not what horrifying reptiles you've encountered lately.