Coldplay singer Chris Martin is dating another blonde actress that's not Gwyneth Paltrow.

Coldplay singer Chris Martin is dating another blonde actress that's not Gwyneth Paltrow.
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He definitely has a type.

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Coldplay front man Chris Martin is dating Annabelle Wallis following his breakup with Jennifer Lawrence. Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Lawrence, and now Annabelle. This guy leads a really tough life. But the good news is that rock stars and actresses typically stay together forever. Just ask Zooey Deschanel (with Death Cab for Cutie's Ben Gibbard), or Kate Hudson (with Muse's Matthew Bellamy). You get the idea.

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Chris Martin is getting very good at this. You could say he gives a certain type of woman a rush of blood to the head at the speed of sound. It's as if he is "consciously coupling" as much as possible following his famous "conscious uncoupling" from Gwyneth Paltrow. He now must also master the art of introducing his children to a new woman every few months. "Apple, Moses, I'd like you to meet daddy's special friend [insert name of blonde actress girlfriend]." And then the new girlfriend has to try very hard not to laugh as she meets children named Apple and Moses.

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