This is a fake commercial that got cut from Saturday Night Live after dress rehearsal (which is usually about 30 mins longer than the live 11:30 p.m. show). Fortunately, they saved it for the Internet.

I love me some Chris Pratt. Dude is just unfairly charming. I also love me some Jason Statham, for pretty much the exact opposite reason. He may well be the nicest dude on the planet, but he could give an unfriendly glare to a litter of 5-week old puppies and I'd believe it. That's enough to sell me on this sketch, but the joy of hearing Pratt trying to say the words "Jason Statham's Jason Steakums" is what takes it over the top. Is this as good as Jon Hamm's John Ham? You be the judge.

Sources: SNL