Chrissy Teigen started a glorious war between blender companies on Twitter.

Chrissy Teigen started a glorious war between blender companies on Twitter.
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Model/mom/great lady Chrissy Teigen has sparked what might be the greatest kitchen-appliance-based social media battle of 2016: the war between blender companies Vitamix (basically the BMW of blenders) and NutriBullet (the blender company with a surprisingly violent name for a thing that makes smoothies). It all started when Teigen DM'ed a friend about a Vitamix:

This received a friendly response from Vitamix and relief from Teigen:

But the tweet also elicited a gauntlet throw from NutriBullet, which implied that it would never spy on its customers, because apparently that's a thing companies actually have to say now and we can't just assume:

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An obviously delighted Teigen then tried to fan the flames of hatred between the companies:

They didn't bite, at first:

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But then ANOTHER blender company jumped into the fray:

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And NutriBullet went back on its previously lovey-dovey stance:

Teigen, meanwhile, pumped up the newest player on the scene:

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But then got this reality check from her husband:

Does that mean that she stopped the blender war?

OF COURSE NOT. And Blendtec got serious. Like, talking-about-helping-babies-and-blenders-sending-people-to-the-emergency-room serious.

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And then Teigen made sure everybody was aware when the NutriBullet tried to get in some extra product placement:

Then a fan brought up an important point:

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And as with so many arguments in life, once Bey was mentioned, it was over.

But here's the question: when Teigen starts making homemade baby food, which blender will she use?

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