Chrissy Teigen asked parents to share the meanest things their kids have said to them. Twitter came through.
Internet denizens know that Chrissy Teigen is the Queen of Twitter. She might even be the King of it, too. Even though she's a gorgeous, famous model married to a gorgeous, famous actor/musician/producer husband (John Legend), she's always relatable and totally hilarious. So today, when Teigen tweeted that she was having a rough day and asked other moms to send stories of their kids being mean to them, the parents of Twitter came through.
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— Kara Bosworth (@karakeough) September 23, 2017
My 4 year old son asked me why I was putting on makeup and I said "To make me look pretty." He replied "I don't think it's working."
— Chutup (@Chutup) September 23, 2017
After rotten long flight from Germany, Dylan saw store whose sign was a 3D car coming out the wall, and said, "I hope it hits you." -H
— Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) September 23, 2017
I also got a blowout once, and when my hair dried curly again the next day, he burst into tears and said, "WHY IS IT SO CRAZY." -H
— Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) September 23, 2017
My 5yo daughter called me a pussy the other day.
— Maureen Shaw (@MaureenShaw) September 23, 2017
Last week, my 20 month old offered me a bite of her food. As I went to accept it, she snatched it back & ate it. When I made a sad face
— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) September 23, 2017
she lifted her tiny pudgy fists to her eyes and slowly rotated them while saying “wah wah wah” at me.
— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) September 23, 2017
My baby cousin tells my mom "hey big man" every time he sees her
— yvonne (@yvonneazal) September 23, 2017
My preschooler found my wedding picture. "Oh, look at daddy! So handsome!"
— Norah Woodsey (@NorahWoodsey) September 23, 2017
"Who is with daddy?"
"A person."
"That's your mommy!"
— Norah Woodsey (@NorahWoodsey) September 23, 2017
Looks me up and down.
"No. That's a pretty person."
When my son was 4, he told me me hair was an abomination. Stunned, I asked him what that meant. He said “something I don’t like”
— Maureen Matherne (@MaureenMatherne) September 23, 2017
My 13 month old says "dada" but every time I ask "can you say mama?" she looks me in the eyes, says "no" very clearly and then laughs
— Emma Span (@emmaspan) September 23, 2017
I made French toast for dinner once and my middle kid said they tasted like sorrow. :/
— Mindy (@Minderella71) September 23, 2017
My 3yo just got right in my face and screamed, "You are over! Mommies are cancelled!"
— Elizabeth Licata (@AmbienceChaser) September 23, 2017
not a mom but my nephew is 5 and I visited him at lunch and he said I wasn't cool enough to sit w/ him.
— Dennis (@denad91693) September 23, 2017
he tried to make me sit at a different table even after I bought him ice cream
— Dennis (@denad91693) September 23, 2017
Proof that sometimes Twitter is actually fun. Sometimes.