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Ex-teen bride Courtney Stodden posted another no makeup selfie on Sunday, proving to the world that yep, the heavy makeup she usually wears still comes off. The 21-year-old wore a bikini and captioned the Instagram "No makeup by the pool kinda day #nomakeup #bikini #blonde #picoftheday."

No makeup by the pool kinda day #nomakeup #bikini #blonde #picoftheday

A photo posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on

Here's the thing though—is this really a no makeup selfie? No, it is not. Look. No, look up. That's not her face, look away from the boobs, up, up, okay, yup, there you go. The skin on her face is suspiciously matte (foundation and/or powder), her brows look very well-groomed (filled in with brow pencil), she has no undereye circles (color corrector/concealer), and her lips are awfully shiny for someone who is not currently drooling (lip gloss). Maybe she meant "light makeup" (although for her "light makeup" would still entail about 26 different products and at least 45 minutes prep). Whatever. You're looking at her boobs again.

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The reality television star (lol) has actually posted pictures of herself completely makeup-free before. Like this one, after she accidentally set her bangs on fire during a drunken séance (Please, like you've never done that?).

My bangs burnt off ... #seance #MICHAELJACKSON #FIRE 🔥

A photo posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on

Notice the difference between the two pictures? Okay, yes, one features boobs while the other does not, but also, look at her face. See? Her "pool day" selfie is not no makeup. Stodden, you filthy frickin' liar! Don't try to fool your Instagram followers, young lady, they know the difference between no makeup and the "no makeup look" that guys think is no makeup because they're idiots.