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Going to a wax museum for a photoshoot is a surefire way to make your friends jealous when the wax statues look like the selfie-worthy celebrities. But oftentimes, the figures come out as creepy, off-brand versions of famous faces that make you do a double take and then immediately fear for your life. Here are the scariest ones.

1. Meryl Streep's is straight-up disrespectful.

Or D, all of the above.
How dare you misrepresent the queen!
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2. Donald Trump has a weird neck-vagina.

His wax figure, I mean.
His wax figure, I mean.
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3. Justin Bieber is wet.

An artist spent hours crafting his abs and his pubic bone—which I guess is the case with the real Justin, too.
An artist spent hours crafting his abs and his pubic bone—which I guess is the case with the real Justin, too.
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4. Prince William is bloated.

His Royal Highness just really needs to fart.
His Royal Highness just really needs to fart.
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5. Lorde has a thirst for blood.

These are eyes that follow you around the museum.
These are eyes that follow you around the museum.
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6. This Robert Downey Jr. does not look like Robert Downey Jr.

Stark Industries could do better.
Stark Industries could do better.
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7. This draft of a Justin Timberlake wants you dead.

His babyface is stuck somewhere between N*SYNC and "Cry Me a River."
His babyface is stuck somewhere between N*SYNC and "Cry Me a River."

8. Is this Katy Perry or Kate Winslet?

Draw me like one of your California Girls.
Draw me like one of your California Girls.
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9. Is this Jennifer Aniston or Celine Dion?

You've got a Friend.
You've got a Friend.
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10. Emma Watson or Billy Elliot?

Even her Justin Bieber Belle Doll looked more like her.
Even her Justin Bieber Belle Doll looked more like her.
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11. Michelle Obama looks better in the flesh.

It's like an effigy Republicans burn at protests.
It's like an effigy Republicans burn at protests.
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12. Jimmy Fallon's teeth are like the Alps.

The wax figure's laugh is as genuine as the real Fallon's. ZING!
The wax figure's laugh is as genuine as the real Fallon's. ZING!
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13. Ryan Gosling looks like a sexy Sim.

It hardly looks like the Gos, but it's okay to still be attracted to it.
It hardly looks like the Gos, but it's okay to still be attracted to it.

14. Anne Frank.

Why did they do this? Why?
Why did they do this? Why?
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