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Petitions sometimes actually work (or at least get responses), which explains why  someone is petitioning God (or "whom it may concern") on Change.org to "Say NO to David Bowie dead." It has over 8,000 signatures; its goal is 10,000.

Hey, if if was going to work for anyone...
Hey, if if was going to work for anyone...

God hasn't issued an official reply yet, but in the past when people have asked Him why the righteous suffer He has relied on a pretty stock response

Sources: Change.org