Internet tears itself apart trying to figure out if Taylor Swift got a boob job.

Internet tears itself apart trying to figure out if Taylor Swift got a boob job.
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It only took a couple days for America to stop comparing Taylor Swift's vagina to a ham Sandwich and start focusing on her other sexual assets.

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If you can pull your eyes away for a second from Blake Lively's pregnant bikini bod or the fact that Cara Delevigne just dropped her drink into the water, you might notice Tay-Tay's ta-tas. To those who have apparently spent a lot of time looking at them, they appear to have grown.

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"How'd she get those boobs?"

Above is an even closer image of Taylor in a red Forever 21 bikini with what commenters are saying are breast implants.

Page Six asked a random plastic surgeon who has never worked on Swift what he thoughts of her tits, and according to him,

[Taylor] has always had a very petite chest but recent photos seem to show a fuller chest and more cleavage. We know that Taylor has a friendship with many Victoria’s Secret models, so it so possible that she is rocking a new bra. It is more likely that she has had some surgical help. I suspect that she has had a surgical breast augmentation, taking her from a small A cup to a B cup.

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Re: that weird Victoria's Secret comment... that's not how that works. Taylor is not friends with V Secret babes for the free swag; she's richer than all those girls combined. She's in it for the V Sexy times they shared sliding down her private blow-up waterslide at her private blow-up 4th of July Party. (I take back everything I've said about Swift; her parties look fun as hell.)

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But as far as her boobs? Hard to say.

πŸ– Karlie!!! πŸ–

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To be clear, this is a judgment-free zone, Taylor. You want to go the plastic surgery route, go ahead (omg but please not your face you're so pretty, and actually the rest of your body is already perfect too), but... did you? Are they?

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