Taking a stab at crime. (via Twitter)
Those of you who've been hoping for a full Saved by the Bell reunion may have to wait another five to ten years, because Dustin "Screech" Diamond was arrested on Friday for allegedly stabbing a guy with a switchblade during a bar fight.
Diamond was in a Wisconsin bar with his girlfriend and became upset when another customer started taking his picture. You'd think a guy who staged his own sex tape scandal, wrote a tell-all book about his friends, and boxed Ron "Horshack" Palillo for money wouldn't be bothered by a little free publicity, but Diamond wasn't in the mood. A scuffle ensued, during which the amateur paparazzo was stabbed in the armpit.