Last night, Sir Kevin Spacey brought a smoking hot mystery guest to the Emmys.
Immediately, everyone stopped wondering who was going to win the award, and started wondering who the eff was sitting with Spacey?
Jarett Wieselman won the gossip race, discovering that the hatted mister was none other than talent manager Evan Lowenstein, who in another life used to be one half of 90's pop group Evan and Jaron.
Who da fuq? Dis da fuq.
There's only once unanswered question left: what in the heck-fire are he and Spacey up to?