You probably have a celebrity crush and it's probably Bradley Cooper. But it's weird to think that for famous people to enjoy a good celebrity crush, they have to focus their baseless romantic energy toward their own brothers and sisters in stardom. They could run into them at the grocery store. (That would never happen.) Here are 11 celebrities who revealed their own, equally famous celebrity crushes.
1. Diane Keaton has a crush on Justin Bieber.
Diane Keaton, apparent Belieber, recently toldEllen Degeneres, "I like that boy." Then Ellen surprised her by bringing out the boy himself, and Keaton lost her mind in a way that could convince even the most cynical viewer that the stunt wasn't staged.
2. Jennifer Lawrence has a crush on Larry David.
Jennifer Lawrence is so quirky. (How quirky is she?) She's so quirky she falls down literally constantly and her celebrity crush is an old dude. The actress said to Vanity Fair about comedian Larry David, "I’m in love with him, and I have been for a really long time. I worship Woody Allen, but I don’t feel it below the belt the way I do for Larry David."
3. Kim Kardashian has a crush on Johnny Depp.
Even Kim K. had the hots for Johnny Depp when she was a teenager, because Kardashians are only human. She told Australia's Daily Life, "I was obsessed with Johnny Depp when I was a teenager. I thought he was so hot. He was gorgeous and had that bad-boy streak--especially when he was with Winona Rider and then Kate Moss."
4. Meryl Streep has a crush on Will Ferrell.
Meryl Streep values a crush with a seasoned maturity. She told W Magazine, "I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I’m not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."
5. Anne Hathaway has a crush on Jon Stewart.
When (unjustly hated) actress Anne Hathaway appeared on The Daily Show in 2008, she told host Jon Stewart to his face that she had a crush on him. In the middle of her interview she announced, "By the way, I'd just like everyone to know that all I heard right there was 'buzz buzz buzz.' I'm sitting across from Jon Stewart!" Stewart then explained that the TV lighting and makeup often tricks millennials that way.
6. Matthew McConaughey has a crush on Susan Sarandon.
Matthew McConaughey's reason for admiring fellow actor Susan Sarandon is purely bizarre McConaughey poetry at its best. He told W Magazine: "Susan's got those pores, they are large, like, woman comes out of her and honesty comes out of her, I just find her very crushable."
7. Jim Carrey has a crush on Emma Stone.
Jim Carrey professed his love for actress (and J Law squad member) Emma Stone through a bizarre, supposedly comedic, now-deleted YouTube video. It included such jokes as, "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled-faced kids..."
8. Lena Dunham has a crush on Jimmy Fallon.
When Girls creator Lena Dunham appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in 2012, she immediately told Fallon there was a lot she'd "been meaning to say" to him for a long time. She went on to say she was completely obsessed with him in high school (which is true for a lot of people her age) and wrote a play in which they switched bodies and fell in love (which is less common).
9. Ryan Reynolds has a crush on Anna Kendrick.
Ryan Reynolds is into Anna Kendrick, just like everybody else. He tweeted that kissing her while costarring in The Voices was like "taking your face to Awesometown." She replied, "That IS the Kendrick-train guarantee. With local stops in Awkwardville and Tolerableshire." Quirky but also sexy, which is so like her.
10. Kristen Stewart has a crush on Harrison Ford.
11. Ashton Kutcher has a crush on Jennifer Aniston.
Seventeen-year-old Ashton Kutcher, who had a Jennifer Aniston screensaver, made a bet that he would one day go on a date with her. Then, as he explained to Graham Norton, Kutcher got famous, met Aniston, got permission from then-husband Brad Pitt (who it was not up to), and actually asked her out. She said no.