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From hip hop dancing in hammer pants to passionately frenching in the rain, Ryan Gosling can do it all. The Notebook star also happens to be the perfect gift for everyone on your Christmas list.

1. Buy this "Ryan Gosling Sit On My Face Chair" because that's the actual product name. ($515.00)

Give someone the gift of a sexy sedentary lifestyle.
Give someone the gift of a sexy sedentary lifestyle.

2. Pick up a Ryan Gosling cookie cutter for the baker in your family. ($9.50)

If these sexy cookies don't impress Santa, nothing will.
If these sexy cookies don't impress Santa, nothing will.
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3. The ultimate stocking stuffer, Ryan Gosling fingernail stickers. ($6.00)

Stop biting your nails, and start licking them!
Stop biting your nails, and start licking them!

4. You don't need abs like the Gos-man to enjoy this Ryan Gosling belly ring. ($7.90)

Are belly rings still popular? Who GAF?
Are belly rings still popular? Who GAF?

5. Snag a pair of Ryan Gosling granny panties for your Granny. ($40.00)

Great gift for anyone who's lost their sex DRIVE. (Drive, get it? Just a little Gosling humor for ya.)
Great gift for anyone who's lost their sex DRIVE. (Drive, get it? Just a little Gosling humor for ya.)
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6. Ryan Gosling sweatpants are the perfect gift for anyone with seasonal depression. ($89.84)

Ever wondered what it's like to spill nacho cheez on a sensitive hunk? These overpriced sweatpants can help you find out.
Ever wondered what it's like to spill nacho cheez on a sensitive hunk? These overpriced sweatpants can help you find out.

7. No kitchen is complete without a Ryan Gosling cutting board. ($17.00)

If you're this obsessed, maybe stay away from knives for a bit, k?
If you're this obsessed, maybe stay away from knives for a bit, k?

8. Which of your friends needs this disgusting Ryan Gosling Tank? ($24.00)

Great gift for anyone who wants to show off their guns and poo-stank fantasies.
Great gift for anyone who wants to show off their guns and poo-stank fantasies.
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9. The perfect present for anyone with at least one ear: these Ryan Gosling Stud Earrings. ($9.00)

He really puts the STUD in stud earrings.
He really puts the STUD in stud earrings.

10. A little something for Mom to take grocery shopping: this Ryan Gosling tote. ($12.00)

Too bad all you're getting for Christmas is this sh*tty tote bag.
Too bad all you're getting for Christmas is this sh*tty tote bag.

11. Everyone under the age of 8 gets a Ryan Gosling Colouring Book. Cross out the 'U' if your kid is American. ($9.27)

Because it's never too early to learn how to color in a hunk's sweet, sweet abs.
Because it's never too early to learn how to color in a hunk's sweet, sweet abs.
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12. Perfect for Baby's 1st Christmas: a Maury approved Ryan Gosling onesie. ($21.99)

Cuter than "My Mom Slept Around." 
Cuter than "My Mom Slept Around." 

13. A great gift for your recently divorced Aunt: a Ryan Gosling body pillow. ($23.98)

Order two because she'll probably ruin the first one immediately.
Order two because she'll probably ruin the first one immediately.

14. A little something for the tech-nerd in your fam: a 3D-printed tiny Ryan Gosling. ($20.00)

Don't understand any part of this, still need it.
Don't understand any part of this, still need it.
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15. The perfect gift for anyone pissed about red Starbucks cups: a Ryan Gosling Prayer Candle. ($14.95)

Almost as sexy as Jesus.
Almost as sexy as Jesus.

16. Give your Dad this autographed 8x10 photo and watch him make this same confused face Ryan Gosling does. ($124.99)

Why though?
Why though?

17. Send these to everyone you know, Ryan Gosling Christmas cards. ($4.00)

Better than a photo of your dumb family.
Better than a photo of your dumb family.
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18. For your favorite alcoholic: a Ryan Gosling flask. ($21.11)

Drink till you forget about Eva Mendes.
Drink till you forget about Eva Mendes.

19. A great gift for anyone who leaves their house: a Ryan Gosling umbrella. ($21.99)

Finally farmers won't be the only ones praying for rain.
Finally farmers won't be the only ones praying for rain.

20. For your OCD friends: Ryan Gosling Coasters. ($20.00)

You won't leave rings on the table, but maybe drool marks.
You won't leave rings on the table, but maybe drool marks.
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21. Don't know what to get your boss? Duh this Ryan Gosling business card holder. ($11.92)

Nothing is more professional than a professional hunk.
Nothing is more professional than a professional hunk.

22. Buy this Ryan Gosling shower curtain for anyone with a bathroom. ($65.00)

Tip: Turn it around so he's not frowning at you while you're on the toilet.
Tip: Turn it around so he's not frowning at you while you're on the toilet.

23. Perfect for the handyman or violent-man in your life, a Ryan Gosling autographed hammer from Drive. ($1,199.99)

Also signed by director Nicolas Winding Refn, but you can probably get that off.
Also signed by director Nicolas Winding Refn, but you can probably get that off.
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24. Buy a Ryan Gosling mug for yourself. ($13.97)

This hot af mug is great for coffee, tea, or hiding booze from your family.
This hot af mug is great for coffee, tea, or hiding booze from your family.

25. Then buy a Ryan Gosling mug for the husband you hate so f*cking much. ($15.42)

If you're not Ryan Gosling, then gtfo of my life.
If you're not Ryan Gosling, then gtfo of my life.

26. Ryan Gosling Paper Dolls: a great gift for kids of all ages. ($7.95)

This is literally your ONLY chance to take Ryan Gosling's clothes off.
This is literally your ONLY chance to take Ryan Gosling's clothes off.
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27. This Ryan Gosling iPhone case is the perfect present for anyone who needs to feel protected. ($10.99)

And you thought you were obsessed with your phone before...
And you thought you were obsessed with your phone before...

28. Decorate your home with this Ryan Gosling Christmas ornament. $19.50

The only way you're getting Ryan Gosling in your house is to tie him to a tree.
The only way you're getting Ryan Gosling in your house is to tie him to a tree.

29. Buy some Ryan Gosling Socks for your Dad. $14.95

These socks actually look good with sandals.
These socks actually look good with sandals.
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30. Buy this life-size Ryan Gosling cardboard cut-out for your home. ($59.00)

Take down the tree and put this up instead.
Take down the tree and put this up instead.

Hey girl, you finished all of your Christmas shopping! And it only cost $2,431.21!