'Golden Girls' granny panties are the (real) holiday gift that says 'thank you for being a friend.'

'Golden Girls' granny panties are the (real) holiday gift that says 'thank you for being a friend.'
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Nobody tell Sisqo, but thongs are out and huge ass underwear are in. If you don't think granny panties are sexy, then explain how The Golden Girls were seeing so much action? Week after week, those lovable grandmas were getting plowed more than a Midwestern cornfield. Now you too, can harness the raw sexuality of four senior citizens living in Miami in the 1980s by purchasing Golden Girls granny panties on Etsy.

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Thank you for being a friend, thank you for being a thin layer of material between my crotch and pants.

If you love The Golden Girls and hate money, then these underwear are the perfect purchase. This set of four sells for a whopping $160.00. If you can’t afford the set—or only want the Blanche cause she was the most horny—you can buy them separately ($38.00 to $52.00).

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Fun fact: these panties are as tall as the actual Sophia.
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This is how we treat our national treasures.
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What's the opposite of Viagra? Dorothy's judgmental face.
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The Blanche panties are crotchless, naturally.
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Don't worry about having to go commando after 4 days. Bullets and Bees also sells Ryan Gosling, Shia Labeouf, and Bob Ross granny panties to keep your bits covered all weekend. Now they just need to come out with some Designing Women G-strings and holiday shopping will be done.

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