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January 8th is the Golden Globes, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's annual evening to toast the coastal elite with unlimited alcohol. Here are dresses that are very, very pretty and also cost as much as your house.

1. Olivia Culpo

This is an overwhelmingly stunning masterpiece that should be preserved as a tapestry in a Barcelona cathedral.
This is an overwhelmingly stunning masterpiece that should be preserved as a tapestry in a Barcelona cathedral.
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2. Ruth Negga

Very futuristic, if the future is beautiful and glamorous.
Very futuristic, if the future is beautiful and glamorous.
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3. Millie Bobby Brown

What a perfect little pixie person. LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!
What a perfect little pixie person. LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!
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4. Lola Kirke

So pretty and sweet you just KNOW that she smells nice, too.
So pretty and sweet you just KNOW that she smells nice, too.
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5. Priyanka Chopra

Gold, silver, AND bronze. This wins all three.
Gold, silver, AND bronze. This wins all three.
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6. Tracee Ellis Ross

The details. The bling. The ring on each finger.
The details. The bling. The ring on each finger.
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7. Jessica Biel

I am very confused how this manages to work, and really worried that she's accidentally going to flash the crowd, but damn if she doesn't look great.
I am very confused how this manages to work, and really worried that she's accidentally going to flash the crowd, but damn if she doesn't look great.
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8. Janelle Monae

Monae is consistently a pop art masterpiece, pulling off things that nobody else can.
Monae is consistently a pop art masterpiece, pulling off things that nobody else can.
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9. Kerry Washington

Another gown that makes no sense on paper but makes perfect sense on Kerry Washington.
Another gown that makes no sense on paper but makes perfect sense on Kerry Washington.
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10. Blake Lively

She's got a pocket. A pocketful of sunshine.
She's got a pocket. A pocketful of sunshine.
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11. Emma Stone

You are what you wear and she is a STAR.
You are what you wear and she is a STAR.
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12. Gina Rodriguez

Putting the "roar" in the Roaring Twenties. (Does that make sense? Whatever. She looks amazing.)
Putting the "roar" in the Roaring Twenties. (Does that make sense? Whatever. She looks amazing.)
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