Comedian Ricky Gervais made his return to the Golden Globes tonight, and as promised, he made some very beautiful people cringe. Sipping beer at the podium, Gervais announced he was going to do the monologue and then promply go into hiding. “Not even Sean Penn will find me,” he said. (Full video at bottom.)

Gervais went for some easy (and moreover old) jokes about Caitlyn Jenner and some quips about Jeffrey Tambor’s balls and Jennifer Lawrence’s fight for equal pay. “Shut up, I don’t care,” Gervais told the audience when there were gasps.