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Get your evening schadenfreude fix with beautiful people wearing clothes that aren't as beautiful as they are, Golden Globes Edition.

1. Emily Ratajkowski

Sorry, but this looks like a hastily put-together sexy curtain made from the ruins of a Belle costume.
Sorry, but this looks like a hastily put-together sexy curtain made from the ruins of a Belle costume.
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2. Diana Madison

My favorite costume from Wicked.
My favorite costume from Wicked.
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3. Felicity Jones

Jones is a beautiful porcelain doll, but the dress ventures into Creepy Doll From Grandma's Attic Whose Eyes Follow You As You Walk territory.
Jones is a beautiful porcelain doll, but the dress ventures into Creepy Doll From Grandma's Attic Whose Eyes Follow You As You Walk territory.
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4. Natalie Portman

The 60s cut is a nice homage to her character Jackie Kennedy, but girl, this is the color of mucus.
The 60s cut is a nice homage to her character Jackie Kennedy, but girl, this is the color of mucus.
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5. Sophie Turner

Sansa has already been through a lot, but this dress looks like a series of neglected nylon stockings stitched together.
Sansa has already been through a lot, but this dress looks like a series of neglected nylon stockings stitched together.
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6. Anna Kendrick

Respect for the built-in bra but the grey is a total bummer.
Respect for the built-in bra but the grey is a total bummer.
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7. Carrie Underwood

She accidentally glued on a kindergartener's construction paper project.
She accidentally glued on a kindergartener's construction paper project.
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8. Nicole Kidman

It's kind of badass of her to have stolen a costume from Moulin Rouge.
It's kind of badass of her to have stolen a costume from Moulin Rouge.
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9. Jill Soloway

Points for the bold pajamas, but she should have committed to the bit and worn slippers instead of sneakers.
Points for the bold pajamas, but she should have committed to the bit and worn slippers instead of sneakers.
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10. Naomi Campbell

Cat scratch couture.
Cat scratch couture.
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