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Break out your JNCOs and your Y-necklaces ladies and gents, because your crushes from 1995 just went back on the market.


I think Gavin's hand is hovering over Gwen's shoulder instead of actually touching it.
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Musicians Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have announced that, after 13 years of marriage, they're splitting up. It's not a total surprise: Stefani told Cosmopolitan earlier this year that "it's a miracle that we could stay together this long," which generally isn't the sort of statement you make when everything is A-OK, unless you shout "J/K!" after. Stefani didn't.

But hey, if your taste hasn't grown at all and you like the exact same things now that you liked 20 years ago, the singers of "Machine Head" and "Spiderwebs" are available again. But just so you know, their taste has grown and changed. As far as I can figure out, Gavin Rossdale only plays celebrity tennis matches now, and Gwen Stefani spends most of her time sitting in a large red chair, kind of like Santa Claus.

Sources: US Magazine