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On Monday, Gwyneth Paltrow had personal experience with the concept of adding insult to injury. Not only did she have to face her stalker in court, a man who sent her sex toys and letters that said things like, "Now you must die. Yourself, must die so that Christ can have preeminence," but the court reporter was not exactly kind or accurate in their portrayal of Paltrow on the stand:

The warm blush of the cheeks can't distract from the neck-brace of a turtleneck or the fact that her face looks like someone who just had a rapid-aging spell placed on them in a 1950s B movie. The other illustration doesn't help much either, where Paltrow has the sunken eye of Nosferatu and an ear rash: