Holly Madison, former Hugh Hefner girlfriend turned author/Vegas person, recently gave birth to her second child with husband Pasquale Rotella. Madison and Rotella already have a three-year-old daughter with the uniquely celestial name Rainbow Aurora.

The parents have yet to reveal the name of the "healthy 8-pound, 14-ounce baby boy," but you can safely assume it won't be "Tom" or "Juan" or some other easy, monosyllabic, classic name like that.