If you're anything like me, you never stopped loving Jeremy Meeks, AKA Hot Mug Shot Guy. His mug shot went viral three years ago after being convicted of extreme sexiness (and also a bunch of weapons charges). By the time he got out of jail, he signed a modeling contract and was poised for greatness.
By the looks of this $150k Maserati, Meeks' greatness has been achieved.
Here's a better, shirtless, view of that mansion.
His Instagram account already has 666K followers.
In spite of the demonic number, Meeks swears he's a changed man, and makes sure to post "God is good" on each picture.
Here's his family, with his wife of eight years to prove how good.
And he deserves the success, doesn't he? He was a sinner but now he's got a big bright future of making women happy. I dare you to look at this picture without making guttural noises.
White jeans after labor day? Fine, he can do it.