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Coming soon from Harlequin: "Cleanup On Aisle Me." (via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

If you don't know who Fabio is, congratulations on turning three years old. The man, the myth, the butter-unbeliever and paperback romance novel cover model has been a fixture of housewives' fantasies and mens' hair envy for three decades now. He's also, by all accounts, a super nice dude. He's always been a good sport when it comes to poking fun at himself, and most importantly, if you meet him in person he will let you pretend to be on a romance novel cover with him. Male or female, young or old, Fabio will hold you gently (and briefly) in his strong, quiver-inducing arms. He's been visiting supermarkets recently to promote a protein powder he sells, so the Internet has been treated to a flood of swooning fans being embraced by protein king himself.

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Fact: That is not a cardboard cutout. Fabio is really that perfect. (via redditor TunkaTun)

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Fact: Fabio has a last name. You don't need to know it, but he does. 
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Kensington Press presents: "The Pirate Who Ate My Muesli." 
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Fact: Fabio is 55. His hair is 4,543 years old, and will seek a new host when he dies.
(via redditor Ross6707)

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Fact: Fabio can cause any member of the infantry to become airborne.
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Fact: You, too, could have Fabio's physique if you lifted strangers all day.
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Myth: Your girlfriend "just" wants to do this for "laughs." (via redditor mickjazzer)

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Fact: Fabio's hair can replicate itself and attach clones to lesser humans. 
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Fact: Fabio doesn't tan. He's blushing, because he's shy. Shhh. (via redditor katyconti)

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Myth: Fabio's heart is as tamable as his hair. (via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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New, from Danielle Steele: "My Husband Understands, It's Fabio."
(via redditor cantanope85)

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