If you ever meet Fabio in real life, he will totally let you do this to him.

If you ever meet Fabio in real life, he will totally let you do this to him.
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Coming soon from Harlequin: "Cleanup On Aisle Me." (via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

If you don't know who Fabio is, congratulations on turning three years old. The man, the myth, the butter-unbeliever and paperback romance novel cover model has been a fixture of housewives' fantasies and mens' hair envy for three decades now. He's also, by all accounts, a super nice dude. He's always been a good sport when it comes to poking fun at himself, and most importantly, if you meet him in person he will let you pretend to be on a romance novel cover with him. Male or female, young or old, Fabio will hold you gently (and briefly) in his strong, quiver-inducing arms. He's been visiting supermarkets recently to promote a protein powder he sells, so the Internet has been treated to a flood of swooning fans being embraced by protein king himself.

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Fact: That is not a cardboard cutout. Fabio is really that perfect. (via redditor TunkaTun)

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Fact: Fabio has a last name. You don't need to know it, but he does. 
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Kensington Press presents: "The Pirate Who Ate My Muesli." 
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Fact: Fabio is 55. His hair is 4,543 years old, and will seek a new host when he dies.
(via redditor Ross6707)

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Fact: Fabio can cause any member of the infantry to become airborne.
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Fact: You, too, could have Fabio's physique if you lifted strangers all day.
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Myth: Your girlfriend "just" wants to do this for "laughs." (via redditor mickjazzer)

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Fact: Fabio's hair can replicate itself and attach clones to lesser humans. 
(via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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Fact: Fabio doesn't tan. He's blushing, because he's shy. Shhh. (via redditor katyconti)

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Myth: Fabio's heart is as tamable as his hair. (via redditor The_Catalyst_89)

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New, from Danielle Steele: "My Husband Understands, It's Fabio."
(via redditor cantanope85)

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