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Jamie Dornan's story about gluing fake pubes to his penis is fifty shades of cringe.

Jamie Dornan's story about gluing fake pubes to his penis is fifty shades of cringe.

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Queen Elizabeth II, Oskar Schindler, and Christian Grey walk into a bar...is not a joke, but the guests on The Graham Norton Show over the weekend.

Jamie Dornan, who plays Christian Grey in the inexplicable Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, wasn't always a sex symbol, and once had to resort to desperate measures to give the impression that he had pubic hair.

Young Jamie "was fifteen, but looked seven" when he headed to a rugby party after acting in a "amateur dramatics" production of Anton Chekhov's "The Cherry Orchard." Without pubes to call his own, the then-blonde Jamie yoo-hooed some think black hands just in case.

Alas, did our Irish laddie score?

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