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<p>I don&#39;t know why I care so much about Jennifer Aniston&#39;s happiness. Maybe it&#39;s growing up watching her on <em>Friends</em>. She&#39;s not just Jennifer Aniston&mdash;she&#39;s <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/jennifer-aniston-rachel-green-friends-nipples-vogue-interview/"><em>Rachel Green</em>.</a> She&#39;s Ross Geller&#39;s lobster, and the reason every woman you know has layers in her hair.</p><p>So it&#39;s of the utmost importance to America&#39;s happiness that Jennifer Aniston is happy and in a relationship, so that she always has someone to give her <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/justin-theroux-jennifer-aniston-candy-pinata/">an empty pi&ntilde;ata</a> on her birthday.</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="269" src="https://giphy.com/embed/fvdshfFCt8Fwc" width="480"></iframe> <p>So when Jennifer Aniston and her husband-of-two-years (his official job title) Justin Theroux announced in a statement today that they are no longer each others&#39; lobsters, it created a path of internet devastation.</p> </div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING: <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JenniferAniston?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JenniferAniston</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JustinTheroux?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JustinTheroux</a> announce they are separating in a statement to The Associated Press</p>&mdash; AP Entertainment (@APEntertainment) <a href="https://twitter.com/APEntertainment/status/964278449203499008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>I mean, the day after Valentine&#39;s Day?? C&#39;mon guys. THINK OF THE CHILDREN (us).</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="360" src="https://giphy.com/embed/4qmcuu67Hxx0Q" width="480"></iframe> <p>The couple said the decision to split at the end of last year was mutual and &quot;loving&quot; whatever the hell that means.</p> </div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Breaking: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announce (via AP) they are separating. Decision to split &quot;was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year” but they “look forward to continuing our cherished friendship”</p>&mdash; Omid Scobie (@scobie) <a href="https://twitter.com/scobie/status/964283079522246656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>This is going to take years of therapy to work through. And I&#39;m apparently not the only person weirdly heartbroken about the end of a relationship involving two people I&#39;ve never met IRL, one of whom I only know of as &quot;the guy married to Jennifer Aniston.&quot;</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="480" src="https://giphy.com/embed/EqJBJMCh96O1W" width="480"></iframe> <p> </p> </div><p>The internet is not taking the news well.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/BrintonMegan/status/964281029396635649</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WHAT?! NO! I mean, NO! <a href="https://t.co/PkhSDwxljj">https://t.co/PkhSDwxljj</a></p>&mdash; Jenny Stanton (@Jenny_Stanton) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jenny_Stanton/status/964279697789128704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/brycappa/status/964280160823455749</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The one where Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s divorce truly left me SHOOK.</p>&mdash; Taylor Banks (@MsTaylorBanks) <a href="https://twitter.com/MsTaylorBanks/status/964282890975567872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Emotions range from speechless to betrayed to SHOOK to crying emoji.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I just texted the Jennifer Aniston news to my mom. I expect her response in the form of the crying emoji any minute now. Maybe a broken heart too if she can find that one.</p>&mdash; Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) <a href="https://twitter.com/andilavs/status/964282491275182085?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>To full on weeping. (Same.)</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me reacting to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux splitting up <a href="https://t.co/jI4DU7n35b">pic.twitter.com/jI4DU7n35b</a></p>&mdash; Marcus Jones (@marcus_jones) <a href="https://twitter.com/marcus_jones/status/964279769645826048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>But at least, hey, where there&#39;s heartbreak, there&#39;s always hope, right?</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is crafting her &quot;Hey, let&#39;s grab coffee and catch up&quot; text to Brad Pitt. <a href="https://t.co/pXLGo7O4Mp">https://t.co/pXLGo7O4Mp</a></p>&mdash; Madeline Hill (@mad_hill) <a href="https://twitter.com/mad_hill/status/964280091508342784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brad Pitt about to drive by Jennifer&#39;s house like...<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JenniferAniston?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#JenniferAniston</a> <a href="https://t.co/TRNL9LQaq7">pic.twitter.com/TRNL9LQaq7</a></p>&mdash; Jackie (@Jackieannroth) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jackieannroth/status/964287352842670080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Bring it on, 2018.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux broke up and the internet is not taking it well.

I don&#39;t know why I care so much about Jennifer Aniston&#39;s happiness. Maybe it&#39;s growing up watching her on Friends. She&#39;s not just Jennifer Aniston&mdash;she&#39;s Rachel Green. She&#39;s Ross Geller&#39;s lobster, and the reason every woman you know has layers in her hair.So it&#39;s of the utmost importance to America&#39;s happiness that Jennifer Aniston is happy and in a relationship, so that she always has someone to give her an empty pi&ntilde;ata on her birthday. So when Jennifer Aniston and her husband-of-two-years (his official job title) Justin Theroux announced in a statement today that they are no longer each others&#39; lobsters, it created a path of internet devastation. BREAKING: #JenniferAniston and #JustinTheroux announce they are separating in a statement to The Associated Press&mdash; AP Entertainment (@APEntertainment) February 15, 2018 I mean, the day after Valentine&#39;s Day?? C&#39;mon guys. THINK OF THE CHILDREN (us). The couple said the decision to split at the end of last year was mutual and &quot;loving&quot; whatever the hell that means. Breaking: Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux announce (via AP) they are separating. Decision to split &quot;was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year” but they “look forward to continuing our cherished friendship”&mdash; Omid Scobie (@scobie) February 15, 2018 This is going to take years of therapy to work through. And I&#39;m apparently not the only person weirdly heartbroken about the end of a relationship involving two people I&#39;ve never met IRL, one of whom I only know of as &quot;the guy married to Jennifer Aniston.&quot;   The internet is not taking the news well.https://twitter.com/BrintonMegan/status/964281029396635649WHAT?! NO! I mean, NO! https://t.co/PkhSDwxljj&mdash; Jenny Stanton (@Jenny_Stanton) February 15, 2018 https://twitter.com/brycappa/status/964280160823455749The one where Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s divorce truly left me SHOOK.&mdash; Taylor Banks (@MsTaylorBanks) February 15, 2018 Emotions range from speechless to betrayed to SHOOK to crying emoji.I just texted the Jennifer Aniston news to my mom. I expect her response in the form of the crying emoji any minute now. Maybe a broken heart too if she can find that one.&mdash; Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) February 15, 2018 To full on weeping. (Same.)Me reacting to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux splitting up pic.twitter.com/jI4DU7n35b&mdash; Marcus Jones (@marcus_jones) February 15, 2018 But at least, hey, where there&#39;s heartbreak, there&#39;s always hope, right?Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is crafting her &quot;Hey, let&#39;s grab coffee and catch up&quot; text to Brad Pitt. https://t.co/pXLGo7O4Mp&mdash; Madeline Hill (@mad_hill) February 15, 2018 Brad Pitt about to drive by Jennifer&#39;s house like...#JenniferAniston pic.twitter.com/TRNL9LQaq7&mdash; Jackie (@Jackieannroth) February 15, 2018 Bring it on, 2018.