Jennifer Aniston, actress and 90s hair icon, wrote a personal essay for The Huffington Post to tell everyone, once again, that she is not pregnant, and ask people to kindly shut up about it. Aniston pregnancy rumors are practically an American tradition at this point, and have popped up two to five times per year for the past two decades. She penned the op-ed to address the myth that a woman can only be complete after she marries and reproduces. Take it from her, she is a rich and famous person with an awesome career who doesn't have to worry about changing diapers.