Jennifer Garner joked with the paparazzi that she's dating Brad Pitt, because ha ha ha, they're both single now, because divorce!! LOL! It started when paparazzi followed the actress and her friend down the street in Los Angeles after their morning workout. The paps grilled Garner about her love life (she and ex-husband Ben Affleck split last year, RIP Bennifer). Instead of dumping her coffee on their head, asI would if strangers followed me down the street asking personal questions, she said "You know, Brad Pitt and I are dating, isn't that great?" then started cracking up. Props to her for maintaining this level of chill.
"You're dating Brad Pitt?" asks a paparazzi in the background. Garner responded, "Yeah!" and it made everyone laugh (I'd be offended if I said I was dating Brad Pitt and people laughed, but that's my issue). She then kept laughing all the way to her car.
Maybe she is dating Brad Pitt and this is some hiding in plain sight strategy! Probably not, though. But it's a better story than the rumor out there that she's banging her accountant (ZZzzzzzzzz SNOOZEFEST). Bra-nnifer 4-ever!!!