Jennifer Garner may be dating her accountant, the only person more boring than Ben Affleck.

Jennifer Garner may be dating her accountant, the only person more boring than Ben Affleck.
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Ever since Ben Affleck cheated on her with the nanny and she filed for divorce, Jennifer Garner's love life has been the object of speculation of many a tabloid. For a while it seemed like maybe they'd get back together, but now she's rumored to be dating her accountant. As it happens, Gossip Cop claims they "can exclusively reveal what's going on" (that's not entirely true; Garner could probably also reveal to the nosy public what's going on, she just chooses not to). Short answer: no, she's not. Long answer: also no. But if you want to know just how much she's not, go ahead and read on.

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Apparently Star reported that Garner was seen with "the finance fox" on June 4 at SoHo House in Malibu. They heavily implied that some flirting was going on, with a "spy" saying, "They were with a friend, but Jen didn’t seem to care. She had on the biggest grin, batting her lashes and giggling at all of his jokes. She just melted." This spy added that Jen was acting like "a googly-eyed teen" and even said that Ben knew and was jealous.

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But according to Gossip Cop:

Uh, actually, he doesn’t, and he doesn’t need to. There is nothing going on between Garner and the man Star can’t even identify by name. Gossip Cop has exclusively learned that the guy in question is actually the husband of Garner’s longtime manager. What’s more is that he isn’t even the star’s accountant.

Basically, Star took a photo of Garner, ignored the fact that the aforementioned "friend" with her was her manager, and tried to make it look like she was dating someone who is very much married. And that means the Affleck quotes are either made up or from a very misinformed "pal." In any case, the tabloid couldn’t be more wrong here.

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So to sum up, she's not dating dude, and he's not even her accountant. And Star should get a new "spy," because clearly that one sucks.

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