Jennifer Garner seems like a pretty private celebrity most of the time, so the Internet is in love with her new interview in March's Vanity Fair, in which she talks about her divorce from Gone Girl villain Ben Affleck. (He was the villain of that movie, right? That's the right reading of that movie?) She even addresses THE NANNY he was maybe cuckolding her with (allegedly).

Bennifer 2.0, in more innocent times.
Bennifer 2.0, in more innocent times.
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The lovely actress said that her time post-Bennifer has been a "year of wine." "It was a real marriage," she said. "It wasn't for the cameras. And it was a huge priority for me to stay in it. And that did not work."

Sources: Vanity Fair