Hey ladies, are the pores on your vagina too big? Are there too many stray or ingrown hairs? Well, this stuff matters, apparently, and now you officially have something new to be totally self-conscious about. You need a vajacial, a wonderful-sounding portmanteau of "vagina" and "facial." 

In an essay for Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner's Lenny Letter, Jenny Slate writes of her "only vajacial." Slate's curiosity got the best of her and before she knew it, she had a hardening clay mask on the outside of her lower bits. This is an entertaining story, and a cautionary tale.

Sources: Lenny Letter