I know it's not a ghost because this is the most unfunny copy I've ever read in my life.
Joan Rivers may be dead, but her sense of hustle is alive and well. This post appeared on her Facebook page this morning, which is either proof that the afterlife is real and requires you to earn an afterliving, or that someone forgot they'd scheduled an ad for the iPhone. Or maybe Joan Rivers told Apple she would shill for their products "over my dead body" and they took her up on it.
I'm guessing in all the chaos that surrounded the star's last week, they just forgot that they'd scheduled a (fairly unimpressive) pitch for the new iPhone. I'm a little irritated that this would be the last thing we'd hear out of the star's social media. She was better than this.
(by Johnny McNulty)