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It's been staring right at us this whole time.

For years, people have looked at Joaquin Phoenix and been baffled. They all agreed he was a good actor, but they also agreed that something just wasn't quite right. For a while, we thought it might have been because he was crazy, or maybe just acting crazy for the purposes of a documentary. That was not the issue. The issue was that he had a tiny second face within his existing face. This cranial Kuato was cleverly hidden by using Joaquin's forehead wrinkles for a mouth and his head hair as a goatee. The secret has been revealed, however, thanks to a group of giggling friends who spotted the bizarre acting parasite on Phoenix's face while watching Her. Rotate your entire head to the left if you want to watch it, too.