We all probably have some questionable tweets sitting in our drafts folder on Twitter. On Tuesday, John Mayer made the bold decision to share some of his Twitter drafts with his followers, and they are just as strange and confusing as the man himself.
I like that John Mayer refers to his Twitter drafts as "rejects," like a bully would refer to a rag-tag group of kids in a Disney Channel movie. Anyway, let's dive in.
I'd like to imagine that Mayer wrote this one when he was thinking of trying spoken word and was gearing up for a poetry slam.