After giving the Internet false hope about a John Stamos documentary (it would've been an inspiring tale and probably featured a visit to the Fountain of Youth), phase two of Netflix's Stamos-themed prank dropped on YouTube. The "sneaky" cell phone video features Uncle Jesse having a Kanye-esque ego trip, asking how they dare disrespect this 30-year veteran of show business. While it's convincingly real, there's no way it's not fake, seeing as he calls Netflix "Shitflix."