That Johnny Depp and Amber Heard apology video to Australia for smuggling their two dogs into the country without declaring them last year is perhaps the weirdest and most uncomfortable video on the Internet today. The video, released as part of the married couple's court appearance, features Depp's worst acting performance since Mortdecai.
(Also, he's looking more and more like a bloated Ray Liotta every day, which is mean to say, but hey, he's a f*cking dog smuggler.)
It's a bizarre video, and it's hard to make much sense of it. Luckily, Australian comedian Natalie Tran imagined what was happening behind-the-scenes, and it all makes sense now: it's a hostage video.
"I reckon people will think we're real friendly," she optimistically says after Depp and Heard make it through the taping alive.