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Two humans by the name of Jon Lovitz and Jessica Lowndes are in a serious May-December relationship, according to People, and Jessica Lowndes is ready to shout about it from the rooftops of the Internet.

For reference (because these names must be unfamiliar to some/most people), Lowndes was on 90210—the remake, not the good one—and is 27. Jon Lovitz is a 58-year-old comedian and actor whose picture you will likely recognize.

Dater of female humans.
Dater of female humans.
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