Jose Canseco, everyone. Jose Canseco. There is, technically, an explanation for this. I'm sure there was also an explanation for why Canseco thought Al Gore died that one time. There was probably an explanation for why he challenged Vai Sikahema, a sports announcer & former NFL player who competed against Sugar Ray Leonard in the Golden Gloves tournament, to a boxing match. I don't really need an explanation, though, for how Sikahema knocked Canseco out in the first round despite Canseco's 7-inch height advantage. The simple explanation for all of this is, of course, that Jose Canseco is both crazy like a fox and also one of the stupidest people to ever make it in America.

Sources: Daily Dot | Jose Canseco