Justin Bieber's Instagram has been chock full of action lately, with the 22-year-old singer debuting his new haircut over the weekend (finally got rid of those dreadlocks and decided to just go with "boring"), petting a tiger at his dad Jeremy's engagement party, and showing love some for Taye Diggs (why? No idea).
On Saturday, Bieber posted the first of a series of pictures of his new haircut. It's a blurry picture showing him with a buzzcut (Why is it blurry? No idea).
Then another one, this time with a more "in focus" look.
Then a black and white picture of himself standing outside a plane (yawn), then the blurry pic again, this time with a parental advisory sticker, and then a quick video of his little brother Jaxon saying that Justin copied him (his hair, it looks like), but that he looks better than Justin. He's not incorrect.
Then two more selfies of the new hair (zzzzzzz), and then, oh hey, TIGER!
Justin posted a picture of himself petting a tiger on a leash. You know, one of those sad animals that probably has to spend its life sedated and in a cage. Which is just the kind of thing you'd want at your engagement party, if you were Justin's dad Jeremy.
Then a throwback picture of his hair (already?), a flyer for the Purpose Tour pop-up shop, a photo of a diamond-studded Cartier necklace with a panther head, which he captioned "Really cool piece #cartier#blessed #workhard #playhard."
On Sunday, Bieber posted a photo of Bill Nye (the Science guy), captioned:
If I meet bill nye the science guy my life will be complete .. What if I pulled up with Bill nye everywhere I went.. Meeting people like, "hey this is my homie bill" . Shoutout bill for helping us all get out of science class to watch a movie
Sorry, Selena, sounds like Bill Nye is all Justin really needs in his life.
Annnnd a photo of Taye Diggs, captioned, "Taye Diggs when you smile I smile" because, honestly, who doesn't love Taye Diggs?
What it all comes down to is that Justin Bieber has a very exciting life full of hair and planes and big cats and Bill Nye and no one can truly understand why. Bieber moves in mysterious ways. That's all you need to know.