By now you must have heard that Justin Bieber has a penis, and that it was seen on the Internet. And it is a phallus of substantial size. As embarrassing and invasive as it is to have everyone see your penis, it's tragic when you're a grown man and that includes your father. And your father takes to Twitter to express his pride.

Jeremy Bieber is a scumbag who has been arrested for violence and harassment and once literally threw a bulldog off of a balcony. Domestic and animal abuse aside, this is a new low. Especially considering the inevitability of him going up to women in bars saying, "You've seen how big my son's is, just wait till you see mine."

Sources: Twitter: Jeremy Bieber