Justin Bieber finally decides to grab some underage fan boob.

Justin Bieber finally decides to grab some underage fan boob.
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We imagine "Bieber" is also the sound he makes when he honks a boob. Bieber!

Well, well, well, Justin Bieber. Your time has come at last. This photo was shot at a fan meet-and-greet in Miami, and stories abound as to how it happened; he went for a hug and missed, she asked him to honk her, or maybe Photoshop. However, it's on his official fan site so Photoshop is unlikely. With all the adoring underage ladies surrounding you 24/7, this was probably inevitable, but that doesn't mean we're any less excited to kick off a media circus. Boobs, Biebers, and literal babes: you couldn't ask for a better flash-in-the-pan celebrity scandal. We've got you now, Justin! We let you smoke pot, we let you wear overalls to meet the Canadian prime minister (after all, denim is the foundation of the Canadian tuxedo), and we let you hang around Usher an awkward amount. But an illicit boob-grab on a teen? You're not getting out of this one without at least two TV apology specials.

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