Here’s everything you need to know to decipher this racy photo indicating a Bieber-Kardashian romance.

Here’s everything you need to know to decipher this racy photo indicating a Bieber-Kardashian romance.
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Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are allegedly hooking up, and Bieber might have just publicly called out Kardashian's ex, Scott Disick. All the clues are in the Instagram photo below, but if you don't know how to decipher the symbolism, you're a moron. Just kidding. But you might innocently think you're staring at a cryptic photo of Bieber's back (and not even a pantsless one) when actually you're viewing a coded puzzle with intriguing information hiding in plain sight.

Lord knows

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Us Weekly breaks down the essential hints:

  • Bieber has "bragged to friends" about his relationship with the preppiest Kardashian sister.
  • The pair has been seen out together in L.A.
  • The photo is recent, as proven (there's PROOF!) by the presence of Bieber's new neck tattoo.
  • The caption of the photo says "Lord knows." And "Lord" is apparently the self-appointed nickname of Scott Disick.

As a counterpoint, the Kardashians have the strongest, most thought out social media strategy in literally the history of the world. So would Kourtney really pose for this awkward car dry hump sesh? Or do we have another mystery woman on our hands?

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[Update: It's not Kourtney.]

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