One of the perks of having 47 million Instagram followers is that if you want to find out the identity of an attractive woman, you can ask Internet to do the work for you. Yesterday, Justin Bieber shared a photo of this mystery woman, along with the devastatingly witty caption of "Omg who is this!!" A cursory review of the picture confirms that she is, in fact, very pretty. Also, just to get this out of the way: Come on! She looks like Selena Gomez!
Commenters quickly identified the woman as someone named Cindy Kimberly, who was already doing pretty well on Instagram under the name "wolfiecindy" with 128,000 followers. So far, so good. But! BUT! Here's where it gets shady. There's also another private Instagram account called "wolfiecindyreal" with 236,000 followers. Both accounts are claiming to be the person in the photo. According to the Daily Mail, the first (public) wolfiecindy commented, "I so do not know how to deal with this but I only have instagram and tumblr so whatever other stuff people are finding is fake."
For her part, the private wolfiecindyreal account claims in her bio that she is the person in the Bieber selfie.
It's all very cryptic, and maybe in the end it will turn out that everyone is just a catfishing sexbot (or that we've all been sexbots the entire time!). But we can say conclusively that the photo might be of a social media personality named Cindy who either exists or doesn't exist. Conclusively.
Either way, Bieber is probably just trying to make Selena Gomez jealous after she made out with that dude from One Direction.