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My goal is to be so rich and famous I could pee my pants and then just walk around in public like it's NBD. Seriously, that's the American Dream. And Justin Bieber has achieved my #goals, or at least that's what it seemed like in this video captured by TMZ. The pics have been making the rounds on Twitter as well.

So what's the deal? Did pop music's golden boy pee himself in public or what???

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If any celeb was going to strut around with a piss spot on the front of their sweatpants with the swag of a British king, it would be Justin Bieber. But the pop star took to Twitter this morning to dispel the pee rumors, with a very detailed explanation:

"Someone got me flowers and I was driving, made a turn, and the water spilled on my dick area," he wrote. "Didn't bother me if it made ya laugh nice!"

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Ohhhh the ol' "water spilled on my dick area" excuse! I see you, Biebs.

I mean, I get it, Justin Bieber. Your publicist told you to tell us you spilled water on your pants (the "dick area" detail was clearly all you though, props!). That's legit and I understand why you would take that advice and tell us it's water even though you totally peed yourself because you're Justin Bieber and you DGAF.

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But honestly, it was pee, right? Come on, please. Let us have this. It's all we have.

DAMN IT, JUSTIN.