If I Beliebed in miracles, I'd Beliebe that Justin Bieber could not act like a jerk for juuuuuust long enough to promote his new album. But that, apparently, is not possible.
Justin Bieber: singer, rich guy, tattoo magnet, and fussy manchild. He has a new album, a fact which still makes young girls scream for some reason. But Bieber can't hold his cranky diaper-butt together long enough to not whine about performing on live TV while on live TV. The above hissy fit appeared on the East Coast feed of Today this morning, but was edited out for the West Coast, because they never let us have any fun.
If you can't make it out, he says:
...the camera's here the whole time; might as well not even dance. What do I do this for if they're just gonna...
And then it fades.
My favorite part of this video is looking at the dancer standing right next to him and knowing that she must be asking herself what ridiculous series of events in her life brought her to this moment.