Tabloids are apparently reporting that Brad Pitt and Kate Hudson are dating. Although Pitt is in the throes of a messy divorce and a very public custody battle, things are getting pretty serious between the two. Kate Hudson's brother Oliver Hudson snapped a picture of the cover of Star, one of those tabloids toting fake celebrity gossip usually found near the cash register of grocery stores, that proclaims that Brad is moving in with Kate, and that she "can't keep her hands off him!"
Luckily, Oliver cleared up these rumors by insisting that they are completely true, and providing dirty (literally, dirty) details about Kate and Brad's new "living arrangement."
Yeah and it's been hell!! He's messy as shit! He drinks out of the fucking carton and leaves the door open when he's taking a dump!! And this is when he's at MY house!!! He's already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won't speak to me.. he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.. my mom's overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm! And Pa just keeps saying "All right!! It's Brad Pitt!!" Anyway not going well.. so BP.. it's time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I'll smoke one more bowl and then get the fuck out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I'll get that back to you.. ok..
Oh my! Taking a dump with the door open, Goldie Hawn flouncing around in a nightgown, and losing Hudson's youngest at the Santa Monica Pier? It sounds like Pitt is pulling a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days on the Hudson siblings.
Of course, the dripping sarcasm of Oliver Hudson's post pretty much confirms that the rumored Kate Hudson/Brad Pitt romance is totally bogus. But damn did he make it sound fun!