Dear Kate Hudson,
Hi, nice to meet you, I'm a big fan.
However, in a new video with Cosmopolitan to promote Pretty Fun, you dished on your number 1 party foul. And honestly...I have a lot of questions.
"The worst thing a party guest could do is do a number 2 in the guest bathroom. Do not poop in the guest bathroom," you said in the interview. "Just don't do it."
Okay, hold up, Kate Hudson. You're saying if you have a house party, your guests are not allowed to poop in your guest bathroom? Are they allowed to poop in other bathrooms? Do you refuse to serve coffee and other foods that induce pooping to prevent people from having to poop? If someone mentions a tummy ache, do you politely give them a goody bag and send them on their way? If guests are staying overnight, are they allowed to poop in the guest bathroom? Kate, are you allowed to poop in the guest bathroom?