After her fiancé, Justin Verlander, lost the Cy Young Award to Rick Porcello (note: this is a professional baseball thing/award for the best pitcher in the league), supermodel Kate Upton had some pretty sexual fury for any baseball writers who left her husband-to-be off their ballots.

That sound you hear is millions of teenage boys practicing baseball again.


The rest of her rant was full of fury and absent sex, which is fine! But no one (men) could really get past the first thing.

Had a great day in downtown #detroit this afternoon. And a great night with the #tigers W! #goodday

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