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After her fiancé, Justin Verlander, lost the Cy Young Award to Rick Porcello (note: this is a professional baseball thing/award for the best pitcher in the league), supermodel Kate Upton had some pretty sexual fury for any baseball writers who left her husband-to-be off their ballots.

That sound you hear is millions of teenage boys practicing baseball again.

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The rest of her rant was full of fury and absent sex, which is fine! But no one (men) could really get past the first thing.

Had a great day in downtown #detroit this afternoon. And a great night with the #tigers W! #goodday

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