In the span of a few weeks, Katy Perry got a pixie cut, willingly compared herself to Guy Fieri (the guy responsible for a condiment called "Donkey Sauce"), and then told off her fans for missing her black hair by saying, "do you miss Obama too?" Yikes
So, let's rewind. First, the haircut. Katy Perry could probably rock any haircut. She could definitely rock more haircuts than me. I've had like three haircuts in my life. But why would anyone willingly associate themselves with Flavor Town is beyond me, even as a joke.
So, KP's fans were all "we miss your long black hair!" And it seems like she was annoyed. In her defense, I get it. Hair grows back, everything is ephemeral, and there's no use lamenting the past. But KP took it to another level with this video: